Our Team

 

Managing Partners


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Tess Jones

Founding Partner

It must be wonderful. A sexy mistake. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? She also liked to shut up! Bender?! You stole the atom. Fatal.

Meet Tess
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Michael Jordan

Founding Partner

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Meet Mike

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Jessica Biehl

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

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Petra Phelps

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

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Chris Wilson

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.